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it sucks too much time
it's a little creepy
it can screw up everything
but i'm sick of posing as my wife
i'm in

much to say

some people are constantly
looking for a fight
it's fun to let them have their say
give no heated response
and quietly walk away
thanking them for their insights
they stand there confused
for at least 3 minutes
after those 3 minutes
do the same thing that set them off to begin with

explore

my nipples love winter
get out there!

large tanned dudes

there are few things funnier than
the sun deprived area
directly under
a big dude's
moobies

warm

it's cold in the change room
i hold my son close
we feel warmth together
he smiles big
i've been peed on

lost

directionally challenged to begin with
now after a tornado
the ancient land marks i so absolutely depend on
are gone
and so am i
in the wrong direction

unfortunately this happens
even after 30 years in the same small town

anatomy at the library

what'cha studying young man?
books/sites opened to the reproductive system
anatomic structure and functions of the male and female systems
diagrams of penises and vaginas abound
awkward old ladies reddened
conversations cut short
mental note
study this stuff at home

keys

keys! keys!
someone
not me!
lost them
in my coat pocket
who the heck would put them there

heels

first time in heels
totally hot
totally unaware of
the dangers
of floor vents
center of the party
as we all work together
to free one trapped shoe
totally hot!

surprise

a little rumble
a little flatulence
a little brown surprise
in your underpants