all peoples

one man slobbers
another stutters
fella in yellow jacket makes fun
while chick in the brown coat looks on
clown asks dude in chair if he wants to see her hotdog
he asks if she'd like to see his
boy dances his heart out
girl shoots hoops
black is for licorice
white is for jelly beans
haters hate
lovers love
and people make up the human race
turn that frown upside-down
and show off that pretty face
fuckers

hindsight

we talk
say things
and wonder
was it right
should it have been said

what motivates me to
offer my two cents
will i sleep
when i hit the bed

they say
one day
things will be clear
guess i'll wait
till i'm dead

eat
drink
be merry

a boy

a long time ago
there was a boy
and his cousin
wrestling nuts
seats at the ring
as good as heaven
the golden days
simple times for
pure and simple
minds

mine eyes!

first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes baby in a baby carriage
...
then years of
disgusting hugs and kisses

loser

dear establishment proprietor:
she just needed to pee
we've spent and spent
and profited thee
now go to your competition
and see
a family of five
spending with glee

loser.

over the top

knee deep snow
mom, dad, kids and aunt
eager for the show
saw in hand
sled in tow
the perfect one
we all know
back and forth
heave-ho
timber over
home we go
'tis a blizzard
take it slow
chop it off
ceiling's low
ready set
christmas glow

caution

a ring
a dance
a consummation prance
a honeymoon
with fireworks
and all the fancy perks
now two as one
what will become
of a couple
bordered with trouble
in the school of hard knocks
devil as sly as a fox