ecology

only days past christmas
five of us occupying an entire house
enjoying a myriad of new toys
there come sounds of fighting from the other room...
two boys
sitting on one old tricycle
three boys
needing the same character
three boys
squeezing into one bathtub
two boys
shoulder to shoulder on the couch

next year they get a kennel

what to do while i poo

he runs for all he's worth
makes it just in time
excrement passes
as does the time
its been an hour
and he's still singing

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it sucks too much time
it's a little creepy
it can screw up everything
but i'm sick of posing as my wife
i'm in

much to say

some people are constantly
looking for a fight
it's fun to let them have their say
give no heated response
and quietly walk away
thanking them for their insights
they stand there confused
for at least 3 minutes
after those 3 minutes
do the same thing that set them off to begin with

explore

my nipples love winter
get out there!

large tanned dudes

there are few things funnier than
the sun deprived area
directly under
a big dude's
moobies

warm

it's cold in the change room
i hold my son close
we feel warmth together
he smiles big
i've been peed on