happy

time has been good to me
i can't complain
nine years married baby
and things have changed
a stronger love
a few kids
and different kinds of happy
that make the future bright

i do what i want!

he's the king of the world
fantastic guy
struggles hard with some serious
shit
tries real hard
to please the masses
then
"fuck you"
he yells
as he passes

i'll punch you in the face

a punch in the face
is a dream
that every boy
must give
and
take

too much time has passed
since we all had such a blast
a campfire stoked with
jokes, tokes and blokes
fire's out
but i'm still laughing

law

the jew says to the gentile
"follow the law"
the gentile says to the jew
"no"
the jew says
"you'll be sorry"
the gentile says
"no skin off my penis"

ecology

only days past christmas
five of us occupying an entire house
enjoying a myriad of new toys
there come sounds of fighting from the other room...
two boys
sitting on one old tricycle
three boys
needing the same character
three boys
squeezing into one bathtub
two boys
shoulder to shoulder on the couch

next year they get a kennel

what to do while i poo

he runs for all he's worth
makes it just in time
excrement passes
as does the time
its been an hour
and he's still singing